And even from Tiger’s stadium it’s still no bigger than my thumb.
This is brilliant!! ‘Lesbian porn is not made for lesbians’.
This is the best thing ever!!!!
God I love this. Everybody watch this, ALL of it is spot on lol.
Anonymous asked: Do you think in your life you have found true love? No matter if that is with who you are with now, or past lover. I also recently lost the one thing I promised I'd never live without. She's onto another girl, but I wonder, even if she moved on do you think that If what we had was real, do you think she will ever forget the love we shared? Do you think one day she will realize that maybe I was the one she's meant to be with
You promised you’d never be without her, because that was your plan. You found a love that you believed you could never live without. A love that made you realize what all of the sappy songs and poems were about. A love that consumed your every emotion. The fact of the matter is that although she is gone, that doesn’t change an ounce of the love you had for her. It doesn’t mean that your love suddenly stops because you are no longer together. Something like that never goes away. It stays with you forever.I truly believe that if two people are meant to be together, it will happen. It might take time, but if you believe that she is the one, don’t give up.
As for me, I know that I have found true love.
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
lesbians
LESBIANS.
Anonymous asked: I am a Straight guy from Texas and just wanted to say I think you blog is great and I admire you and everyone on here! I am a hopless romantic and recently lost the love of my life of 5 years and your page for some reason gives me reason to hope and belive that maybe she will one day give me another chance! Keep it up and god bless you!
This is honestly one of the best and most inspired messages I’ve ever received. I really hope that she realizes what a great guy you are, because just from this message, i can already tell. I’m so glad that you enjoy and I hope that you continue to :)